The Cure

Off with my head!

I just remembered I did volunteer to be the wife of the future King of England! That was the day I went on the grapefruit and Peanut Butter and no Jelly or bread or American pudding ,pie or fudge brownies diet and lost 50 of my 140 pounds, hiked up my skirt and was locked in the tower for insubordination because I forgot to shave my legs! I also forgot to shave my (I had an Italian grandma) mustache! Hey Prince Harry- that young Princess of Spain isn't at all a bad lookin gal! Anyone think I've been reading too much condensed Shakespeare and haven't been reading enough Harry Potter?