Plastic passion is a hard to handle
Plastic passion is a sold out scandal
Oh! it’s a plastic passion

Plastic passion is the ladies lover
Plastic passion is the marble mother
Oh! it’s a plastic passion

Plastic passion is a diamond delight
Plastic passion is the nadir of night
Oh! it’s a plastic passion

Plastic passion is a hycoscine heart
Plastic passion is a transparent tart
Oh! it’s a plastic passion

Plastic passion is a gold guarantee
This plastic passion is murdering me
Oh! it’s a plastic passion

[Words: Smith / Music: Smith/Tolhurst/Dempsey]